There’s No Crying in Football

Terrell Owens has stretched a societal boundary by crying (almost bawling) in his post-game interview on Sunday after the Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants. T.O. tearfully defended his quarterback (Tony Romo) and insisted that the loss was … Read More

Babies First Taser

It is a tough world out there and any parent will tell you that their child's safety is their first concern. That is why every child should have their own taser that is cleverly disguised as a cute little toy. … Read More

Coffee Straight from Hell

Hells Coffee wants to put some danger in your dark roast. Their blend promises to attract the opposite sex, create conversation and deliver a jolt of caffeine guaranteed to keep you wreaking havoc all night long. It’s laden with impurities– … Read More

Packin’ Heat

Here's a bit of fun.  How about a pocket warmer that will draw some attention. Perhaps security at the airport might not be as amused as you and your friends but, hey, who doesn't need a chuckle these days.  I … Read More

Use severed limbs to promote DVDs.

There's been something a little strange outside of cinemas in Amsterdam, perhaps its the strange look people have when they walk by, or maybe it's the severed arm laying on the ground. For Tarantinos new DVD release of "Death Proof" … Read More

Sex Toys … For Your Car

London's Erotica show has something different in it's guest gift bag this year, it's a small sex toy… for your car. The Rabbit Travel Vibe is a cigarette lighter plug-in "enhancer" that easily hides in the glove compartment. I didn't … Read More

Work in your underwear, everyone’s doing it.

There's a lingerie company in Taiwan that's been encouraging all it's female employees to work in their underwear for the day. The company is called Audrey Underwear and encouraged women to wear only camisoles and knickers on November 21st to … Read More

Cool Condom Dispenser

Slick. Clean. No Nonsense. Efficient. Utilitarian. Not words you find in Barely Legal alot but perhaps this is an item that "barely" fits into barely legal.  Condoms aren't that "taboo" these days but it's also the sort of thing that … Read More

Gross Recycling

Disgustingly enough, used condoms, yes used, are being made into hair bands and hair ties in Southern China. Beauty salons and local markets are selling these things in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities, southern Guangdong province.  The sad truth is that … Read More

Sobering Restroom Experience

The Piss-Screen – I'm not being crude, that's the real name – is designed to shock drunk guys in bars into choosing a taxi instead of driving home after one too many.  The German-engineered device works like this:  Guys hover … Read More